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Echizen Ryoma ([personal profile] pontalovr) wrote2014-01-05 03:39 pm
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Cursed

GOD DAMN IT! That's it. I'm cursed! There's just no escaping it. None. Why?! Why did it have to be him! Why couldn't it have been someone that just sort of looked like him! What the hell is it with my family?! Do we automatically become perverts when we turn 30 or something?!

Oh god.... I've got six years left...


No. No NO NONONO!!! I DON'T WANT THIS!!
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[identity profile] wildtechnique.livejournal.com 2014-01-05 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
WHat happened??

[identity profile] madamadapro.livejournal.com 2014-01-05 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
......I found out what Ryoga's been up to...

Kin-chan, think you can do me a favor and run me over with a bus before I turn 30?

[identity profile] wildtechnique.livejournal.com 2014-01-05 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
what's he been up to tha has you so upset?

um... I don't know how ta drive...

[identity profile] madamadapro.livejournal.com 2014-01-05 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
...He's doing adult movies.

Then pick one up and throw it at me?

[identity profile] wildtechnique.livejournal.com 2014-01-05 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
you mean like horror movies not meant for kids?

S'long as I don't break your arms and legs you got it!!

[identity profile] madamadapro.livejournal.com 2014-01-05 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
No. And please don't make me say it...

Right. Just sometime before I'm 30 and my life goes to hell.

[identity profile] wildtechnique.livejournal.com 2014-01-05 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know what you want to say so how could I make you say it??

Are you sure its gonna go like that?? Maybe you won't be an actor if you retire!

[identity profile] madamadapro.livejournal.com 2014-01-05 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Porn. Okay. Porn. He does movies of him having sex with people! Which I really Really didn't need to click past on the way to the Tennis channel

I don't want to be a pervert like dad and him...

[identity profile] wildtechnique.livejournal.com 2014-01-05 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
....

[identity profile] wildtechnique.livejournal.com 2014-01-05 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I WON'T LET YOU BE LIKE THAT KOSHIMAE!!!

[identity profile] madamadapro.livejournal.com 2014-01-06 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Kintarou...thanks a lot. I know I can count on you.

[identity profile] wildtechnique.livejournal.com 2014-01-05 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ryoga's so... so... so dirty!!

[identity profile] madamadapro.livejournal.com 2014-01-06 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
It's just disgusting and now I've seen for myself...I can't get away from it. It'll happen to me....and I don't want it to.

[identity profile] acrobatichemist.livejournal.com 2014-01-06 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
So how'd you find out about them anyway? Did ya watch one?

[identity profile] madamadapro.livejournal.com 2014-01-06 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
No. I was flipping through channels, looking for the Tennis Network. I thought I saw Ryoga and I knew he said he got this great job in Hollywood.

I thought it was a normal movie... I changed the channel as soon as I could but I know Ryoga when I see him.

[identity profile] acrobatichemist.livejournal.com 2014-01-06 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
... There's a tennis network?

And you have porn channels on your TV?

[identity profile] madamadapro.livejournal.com 2014-01-06 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm at a hotel in Australia. Of course there are both those channels...

[identity profile] acrobatichemist.livejournal.com 2014-01-06 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
... Don't you have to buy the porn channel?

[identity profile] madamadapro.livejournal.com 2014-01-06 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm in the best room in the hotel. I think it just comes with it. It's not like I wanted to see it.
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